whatsapp (Freindship day gift ideas)

Friendship Day Gifts play a significant role in strengthening the relationship you share with your loved ones. Friendship Gifts must therefore be selected with love and care. A friendship present need not be precious and expensive ones but it must definitely exude love and warmth you feel for your friend. In case you are finding it hard to decide a perfect Friendship Gift for your best friend, here some popular Friendship Day Gift ideas just for you.


Friendship Bands
Friendship Band is one of the most popular Friendship Gift. Many colorful friendship bands hit the stores much ahead of Friendship Day. Instead of the conventional wristbands, one can go for the friendship bracelets which come in attractive designs for both boys and girls. This way your Friendship Day can stay longer with your friends besides it works as token of your love. 

Flowers
Fresh Flowers are the best and the easiest way to convey emotions and hence they make a wonderful gift for friends. If you are invited for a Friendship Day do, carry an attractive bouquet of pretty flowers for that heart touching impact. Ideally, you must choose your friends favorite flower. In case your friend does not have a specific choice, you may safely go in for Yellow Roses as these are officially recognized as the Friendship Day flowers. 

Show Pieces
Cute and attractive show pieces are another extremely popular Friendship Day Gift. Depending upon your choice one can go in for glass, metals, wood, paper mache or crystal show pieces. Besides, making a delightful Friendship Day Gift, decorative pieces help to create beautiful memories. 

Chocolates
Chocolates makes a yummy and delicious Friendship Day gift for foodies. Go in for a hamper of your friend's favorite chocolate to bring that million dollar smile on his/her face. A zestful idea would be to make a decorated friendship basket consisting of your friend's favorite gift items like chocolates, candy, cookies, a bunch of flowers, etc. 

Soft Toys
Soft Toys make a cute Friendship gift. They are especially appreciated by girls who love to decorate their rooms with loads of soft toys and animals gifted by their loved ones. Go in for your friends favorite cartoon character to leave a lasting impression. 

Photo Frames and Photo Albums
Photo frames and photo albums are a much sought after Friendship Day Gift. You may place a picture of you along with your friend or pictures of good time spend together to create beautiful memories. 

Books, CDs
Books make a thoughtful Friendship Gift idea for friends fond of reading. But it is important to keep in mind the choice of your friend while selecting the book. Generally, you may give books of quotes or inspirational books. 

Alternatively, you may gift music cassettes or CDs to friends fond of music. You may also give personalized CD by recording your friends favorite songs or songs that both of you enjoy. Games CDs are also a popular Friendship Day gift these days. 

Stationery 
Stationery items like pens, diaries, letter or writing pad, planner, organizer etc make a wonderful Friendship Gift. Besides, one can gift utility items like watch, key rings, pen stand, telephone index, electronic notebook and so forth.

Whatsapp (Freindship day)

Friendship Day has come to be celebrated in a big way in India. The noble idea of honoring friends and friendship has really caught on with the youth in India and one can see the festival being enthusiastically celebrated by the youth especially, students.

Day Dedicated to Friends
In tune with the spirit of the occasion, people dedicate Friendship Day festival to their best friends. Most choose to celebrate the entire day in the loving company of their dearest friends. Recollecting sweet memories of the time spent together and catching up with their lives over a cup of coffee is the idea of ideal Friendship Day celebration for many. 

Friends separated by geographical distances, call up their friends to express love and warmth for each other and to wish a "Happy Friendship Day". With more and more people getting hooked to the net, many people also choose to chat with their friends with the help of Internet. Sending SMS and Friendship Day e-cards is another popular way of greetings friends. 

Friendship Day Celebrations in Schools and Colleges
Friendship Day celebrations are particularly marked in schools and colleges in India. Euphoria of the day sets in days before the festival as everybody gets excited to wish their best friends in their own special way. Children make Friendship Day Cards or other special gift to thank their friends for their wonderful presence in their life. Exchange of Friendship Bands is the other most prominent feature of Friendship Day celebrations. Friends vie with each other as to who gets the most stylish band or who gets the maximum number of bands. 

In several colleges, special programs are also organized to mark the occasion. Most of these programs and events intend to give youth an opportunity to dance and sing with friends and have a good time. 

Friendship Day Parties
Following their counterparts in the west, youth in India too mark Friendship Day by participating in Friendship Day parties or organizing bashes for their friends. Major crowd for Friendship Day can be seen in discotheques and pubs where people dance with friends on fast pace music and cherish the loving company of their pals. Such parties also give youth a chance to make new friends and widen their friendship circle. At present such bashes are more popular in metros and other big cities, however, youth in small towns too are warming up to the idea of partying on Friendship Day. 

Commercialization of Friendship Day
Just as in US and several other countries, Friendship Day has been commercialized to a great extent in India. Days before the festival, gift marketers run an extensive campaign to lure the people to buy cards and gifts for their friends. Restaurateurs too try to entice people by offering special discounts or holding bashes. Several people criticize such excessive campaigning. They feel commercialization has marred to the idea behind observing Friendship Day and has turned it into a mere formality. Some people however feel that advertising campaign has helped to generate awareness about Friendship Day festival and the idea of having a day dedicated to friends.

Whatsapp(Engineering dialogues)

Engineering  dialogues

● Engineering  dialogues ●

● Ready: 

Engineering mein teen Subject kabhi Under-estimate mat karna...   M1, M2 & M3...

● Om Shanti Om: 

40 Mark ki kimmat tum kya janoge Moderator babu...

University ka ashirvad hota hai 40 Mark,

har Failure ka kwab hota hai 40 Mark..

agar 40 Mark na aye to samaj lena , Exam abhi baki hai mere dost...

● Dabang: 

Exam se darr nahi lagta hai saheb, Result se darr lagta hai.....

● Don: 

gyaraha mulkho ke  Students Exam ki tayari kar rahi hai,

magar ek bath yad rakhna.. Without A.T.K.T. pass hona mushkil hi nahi namunkin hai....

● Rowdy Rathod: 

joh mai padtha hoo... voh mai liktha hoo

aur joh mai nahi padtha, voh mai Definitely likhta hoo.....

Whatsapp (Scientists' Reunion)

Scientists' Reunion

Greatest scientists of all times were invited to a reunion...

Isaac Newton said he'd drop in.

Socrates said he'd think about it.

Georg Ohm resisted the idea.

Robert Boyle said he was under too much pressure.

Charles Darwin said he'd wait to see what evolved.

Pierre and Marie Curie radiated enthusiasm.

Alessandro Volta was electrified at the prospect.

Ivan Pavlov positively drooled at the thought.

Andre-Marie Ampere was worried he wasn't current.

John James Audubon said he'd have to wing it.

Thomas Edison thought it would be illuminating.

Albert Einstein said it would be relatively easy to attend.

Archimedes was buoyant at the thought.

Dr Jekyll declined - he said he hadn't been feeling himself lately.

Samuel Morse said, "I'll be there on the dot. Can't stop now, must dash."

Carl Friedrich Gauss was asked to attend because of his magnetism.

Heinrich Hertz said he planned to attend with greater frequency in the future.

James Watt thought it would be a good way to let off steam.

Wilbur Wright accepted, provided he and Orville could get a flight.

And Dr. Sigmund Freud couldn't help but give it the slip!

Whatsapp ( Marriage )

A must to read on marriage.
Some global opinions on marriages..

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
- Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
- Mike Tyson

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
- Bill Clinton 

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
- George W. Bush 👻

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
- Rudy Giuliani

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
- Michael Jordan

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it.
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Shaquille O'Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once..
- Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married?? Anything I wanted to.
- David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Barack Obama

When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.


Philosophy of marriage :
At the beginning,
every wife treats her husband as GOD..
Later,
somehow don't know why..
alphabets get reversed..
  
An Excellent Line...

"Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by beautiful Deer's".

Whatsapp (Father vs Son)

Once a father beats up his son and when son starts crying, the father says sorry.

Smart Son says : Take a piece of paper. Crumble it. Fold it. Now open it. Say "sorry" to it. Are the scars on the paper gone? Nahi na.. Relationships are like this .

Smarter Dad says : Take my scooter and try to start. does it start ? Nahin naa... Now give it 3-4 kicks. Now does it start ? Hua na... Haram-khor.. Tu wahi scooter hai, koi paper - waper nahi. Aage se ye Facebook/WhatsApp wale gyaan apne baap ko mat dena.

Whatsapp (Campus Selection)

After completing B.E...
a Student took his Girlfriend 👫 to his Home.

Father: Who is She?

Son replied...

      "Campus Selection"

Whatsapp ( Prize)

A Mother -in -Law decides to test her three Son- in- laws for their good nature.

For this she goes for a walk by a river with the first son in law & jumps in. He saves her. Next morning he finds a Toyota corolla parked outside his house with note: From your Mother In Law.


Next she goes for a walk by the river with the second son in law & jumps in. He too saves her.  Next morning he also finds a Toyota Corolla parked outside his house with note : From your Mother In Law.


Next she goes for a walk by a river with the third son in law & jumps in. He just laughs and walks away.  Next morning he finds a BMW M5 parked outside his house with note:

from your Father In Law!

Whatsapp ( LOL LOL)

A boy sees a beautiful girl sitting right next to him & writes on a paper: I love you, do you love me? And passes the paper to her.
She replies: No.
He didn’t give up. He erased her answer and passed it to another girl, and she replied: Yes.
Moral of the story is definitely not what. you think.
Lets save Earth,
recycle paper . reuse it

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Father:- agar iss bar tum exam mein fail hue to mujhe papa mat kehna...
Aftr exam
Father: how is ur result?
Son: dimag khrab mat kar Dharampal... tu baap ka haq kho chuka hai..

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Son: Can I go to my friend's house for party?

Dad: Don't ask me. Ask your mom

Mom: Don't ask me. Ask your dad

Son: Sala, ghar hai ya SBI ki branch?

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What is PYAAR ?

Its a
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friends
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with glasses in hand and saying--

 "P"   "YAAR".

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How do a chartered accountant scolds his son??                                                                             

 You useless bounced cheque, liability to humanity, born bad debt, dishonoured bill,I will beat you so badly that your balance sheet will never tally.

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Whatsapp ( Engineer vs Doctor)

A engineer was removing the engine parts from a motorcycle when he saw a famous heart surgeon in his shop...
He went to him & said.. "Look at this engine... I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired and put them back"...So why do I get such a small salary? and u get huge sums....!
The doctor smiled at the engineer and came close to his ear and said.... "Try the same when the engine is running."


 classic!

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The engineer smiled back came close to doctors ear and said
I can pick any dead engine and make it alive . . . . . . . But can you ???


Not only classic but Epic

Whatsapp ( Bank)

In 1980, ICICI Bank rejected LOAN for Ambani.

Now in 2015, Mukesh Ambani is planning 2 buy ICICI Bank.


Morale : NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!


In 2015, SBI Bank rejected Loan for me.


But, in 2019, I m planning to
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BCoz it is Govt Bank! We can't buy.

MORAL: There is a limit for everything.

Whatsapp (Fortune??)

Do try this - it's pretty accurate I think.....

In the middle of the table was a round food tray with 5 kinds of fruit in it.

There are:

a. Apple
b. Banana
c. Mango
d. Grapes
e. Orange

Which fruit will u choose?

Your choice reveals about u!

Pls be very Honest to yourself…..

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Here are the results.
A. if you chosen Apple : that means you are a person who loves to eat Apple

B. if you chosen banana : that means you are a person who loves to eat Banana

C. if you chosen mango : that means you are a person who loves to eat mango

D. if you chosen grapea : that means you are a person who loves to eat grapes

E. if you chosen orange : that means you are person who loves to eat Orange

Note: If you are hunting for me to punch …..Well…I am busy hunting for the person who sent me this!!!!!
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 Release your frustration by forwarding.....

Whatsapp ( Note it)

Shakespeare :
Never play with the feelings
of others because you may
win the game but the risk is
that you will surely lose
the person for a life time.
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Napoleon.
The world suffers a lot. Not
because of the violence of
bad people, But because of
the silence of good people!
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Einstein :
I am thankful to all those
who said NO to me It's
because of them I did it
myself.
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Abraham Lincoln :
If friendship is your weakest
point then you are the
strongest person in the
world.
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Shakespeare :
Laughing faces do not
mean that there is absence
of sorrow! But it means that
they have the ability to deal
with it.
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William Arthur :
Opportunities are like
sunrises, if you wait too
long you can miss them.
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Hitler :
When you are in the light,
Everything follows you, But
when you enter into the
dark, Even your own shadow
doesn't follow you.
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Shakespeare :
Coin always makes sound
but the currency notes are
always silent. So when
your value increases, keep quiet.

Whatsapp ( Bahubali Craze)

Height of craze.!!


Boy- Hiii...
Grl- Hiee..
Boy- I love you
Grl- What the hell  Who're u?
Boy- Yes..I love you
Grl- Uff... Will you just stop it plz? I hate u Even I have Boy friend
Boy- Hmmm ok...Actually I have Two BAAHUBALI tickets...
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Grl- Aww  Choorry babiee...Im kidding...Love you too...

Whatsapp ( Who is Driving)

2 Dost Daaru Pee Ke Apni Gaadi Se Gahr Jaa Rahe The.

Tabhi Ek Dost Chillaya, "Deewar... Abbe Samne Dekh Deewar Hai.... Deewar... Dewaar Dekh Kamine......"

Aur Itne Mein... Dhadaaaaam!!!!

They Hit The Wall.

The next day in the Hospital 1st asked 2nd, "Mein Chilla chilla Ke Bol Raha Tha Deewar Hai Deewar Hai... Suna Kyun Nahi Tu Ne??? Peene Ke Baad Agar Drive Nahin Kar Sakta Toh Batana Chahiye Tha Yaar!!!"

2nd answered him, "Abe Bewde...... Gaadi Tu Chala Raha Tha...!!!"

Whatsapp ( Bharosa)

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..

Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”

Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe

Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?

Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.

Ye start hi nahi hoga!!

Whatsapp (Worth Sharing)

A chat with Dr.Devi Shetty, Narayana Hrudayalaya (Heart Specialist) Bangalore was arranged by WIPRO for its employees. The transcript of the chat is given below. Useful for everyone.

Qn: What are the thumb rules for a layman to take care of his heart?
Ans:
1. Diet - Less of carbohydrate, more of protein, less oil
2. Exercise - Half an hour's walk, at least five days a week;
avoid lifts and
avoid sitting for a longtime
3. Quit smoking
4. Control weight
5. Control BP - Blood pressure and Sugar

Qn: Can we convert fat into muscles?
Ans: It is a dangerous myth. Fat and muscles are made of two different tissues, fat is fat ... Ugly and harmful... Muscle is muscle. Fat can never be converted into a muscle.

Qn: It's still a grave shock to hear that some apparently healthy person
gets a cardiac arrest. How do we understand it in perspective?
Ans: This is called silent attack; that is why we recommend everyone past the age of 30 to undergo routine health checkups.

Qn: Are heart diseases hereditary?
Ans: Yes

Qn: What are the ways in which the heart is stressed? What practices do you suggest to de-stress?
Ans: Change your attitude towards life. Do not look for perfection in everything in life.

Qn: Is walking better than jogging or is more intensive exercise required to keep a healthy heart?
Ans: Walking is better than jogging, since jogging leads to early fatigue and injury to joints

Qn: You have done so much for the poor and needy. What has inspired you to do so?
Ans: Mother Theresa, who was my patient.

Qn: Can people with low blood pressure suffer heart diseases?
Ans: Extremely rare.

Qn: Does cholesterol accumulates right from an early age (I'm currently only 22) or do you have to worry about it only after you are above 30 years of age?
Ans: Cholesterol accumulates from childhood.

Qn: How do irregular eating habits affect the heart ?
Ans: You tend to eat junk food when the habits are irregular and your body's enzyme release for digestion gets confused.

Qn: How can I control cholesterol content without using medicines?
Ans: Control diet, walk and eat walnut.

Qn: Which is the best and worst food for the heart?
Ans: Fruits and vegetables are the best and oilis the worst.

Qn: Which oil is better - groundnut, sunflower, olive?
Ans: All oils are bad.

Qn: What is the routine checkup one should go through? Is there any specific test?
Ans: Routine blood test to ensure sugar, cholesterol is ok. Check BP, Treadmill test after an echo.

Qn: What are the first aid steps to be taken on a heart attack?
Ans: Help the person into a sleeping position, place an aspirin tablet under the tongue with a sorbitrate tablet if available, and rush him to a coronary care unit, since the maximum casualty takes place within the first hour.

Qn: How do you differentiate between pain caused by a heart attack and that caused due to gastric trouble?
Ans: Extremely difficult without ECG.

Qn: What is the main cause of a steep increase in heart problems amongst youngsters? I see people of about 30-40 yrs of age having heart attacks and serious heart problems.
Ans: Increased awareness has increased incidents. Also, sedentary lifestyles, smoking, junk food, lack of exercise in a country where people are genetically three times more vulnerable for heart attacks than Europeans and Americans.

Qn: Is it possible for a person to have BP outside the normal range of 120/80 and yet be perfectly healthy?
Ans: Yes.

Qn: Marriages within close relatives can lead to heart problems for the child. Is it true?
Ans : Yes, co-sanguinity leads to congenital abnormalities and you may NOT have a software engineer as a child

Qn: Many of us have an irregular daily routine and many a times we have to stay late nights in office. Does this affect our heart? What precautions would you recommend?
Ans : When you are young, nature protects you against all these irregularities. However, as yougrow older, respect the biological clock.

Qn: Will taking anti-hypertensive drugs cause some other complications (short/long term)?
Ans : Yes, most drugs have some side effects. However, modern anti-hypertensive drugs are extremely safe.

Qn: Will consuming more coffee/tea lead to heart attacks?
Ans : No.

Qn: Are asthma patients more prone to heart disease?
Ans : No.

Qn: How would you define junk food?
Ans : Fried food like Kentucky , McDonalds , Samosas, and even Masala Dosas.

Qn: You mentioned that Indians are three times more vulnerable. What is the reason for this, as Europeans and Americans also eat a lot of junk food?
Ans: Every race is vulnerable to some disease and unfortunately, Indians are vulnerable for the most expensive disease.

Qn: Does consuming bananas help reduce hypertension?
Ans: No.

Qn: Can a person help himself during a heart attack (Because we see a lot of forwarded e-mails on this)?
Ans: Yes. Lie down comfortably and put anaspirin tablet of any description under the tongue and ask someone to take you to the nearest coronary care unit without any delay and do not wait for the ambulance since most of the time, the ambulance does not turn up.

Qn: Do, in any way, low white blood cells and low hemoglobin count lead to heart problems?
Ans: No. But it is ideal to have normal hemoglobin level to increase your exercise capacity.

Qn: Sometimes, due to the hectic schedule we are not able to exercise. So, does walking while doing daily chores at home or climbing the stairs in the house, work as a substitute for exercise?
Ans : Certainly. Avoid sitting continuously for more than half an hour and even the act of getting out of the chair and going to another chair and sitting helps a lot.

Qn: Is there a relation between heart problems and blood sugar?
Ans: Yes. A strong relationship since diabetics are more vulnerable to heart attacks than non-diabetics.

Qn: What are the things one needs to take care of after a heart operation?
Ans : Diet, exercise, drugs on time , Control cholesterol, BP, weight.

Qn: Are people working on night shifts more vulnerable to heart disease when compared to day shift workers?
Ans : No.

Qn: What are the modern anti-hypertensive drugs?
Ans: There are hundreds of drugs and your doctor will chose the right combination for your problem, but my suggestion is to avoid the drugsand go for natural ways of controlling blood pressure by walk, diet to reduce weight and changing attitudes towards lifestyles.

Qn: Does dispirin or similar headache pills increase the risk of heart attacks?
Ans : No.

Qn: Why is the rate of heart attacks more in men than in women?
Ans: Nature protects women till the age of 45. (Present Global census show that the Percentage of heart disease in women has increased than in men )

Qn: How can one keep the heart in a good condition?
Ans: Eat a healthy diet, avoid junk food, exercise everyday, do not smoke and, go for health checkups if you are past the age of 30 ( once in six months recommended) ....

Please, don't hoard knowledge.
It takes sharing of knowledge to discover and understand the world in which we live.
Please send it to all your friends and relatives....... They might benefit as well...

Dr. Devi She[truncated by WhatsApp]

Whatsapp (Panga )

An Arab was admitted the Lilavati Hospital at Mumbai for a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case need arises. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally. So the call went out to a number of countries.
Finally a Gujarati in Ahemedabad was located who had a similar type of blood. The Gujarati willingly donated his blood for the Arab.
After the surgery, the Arab sent the Gujarati as appreciation for giving his blood, a new Toyota Prado, diamonds, lapiz lazuri jewellery, and a million US dollars.
Once again the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned the Gujarati who was more than happy to donate his blood again.
After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Gujarati a thank you card and a jar of Almond halwa sweets.
The Gujarati was shocked to see that the Arab this time did not reciprocate the Gujarati's kind gesture as he had anticipated. He phoned the Arab and asked him that this time also i thought that you would give me Toyota Prado, Diamonds and Jewellery..... But you gave only a thank you card and a jar of Almond sweets..
On this the Arab replied

'Bapu.....now I have Gujju blood in my veins!'

Whatsapp ( Tiger vs Cat)

A tiger was getting married and all animals attended the wedding . Every animal stood at distance and wished the  tiger

A cat came and climbed to the stage and danced nicely then extended his hand to wish the tiger

The tiger roared in rage and said how dare you come on the stage? Even the panther is maintaining its distance and you climbed the stage.

The cat replied and after listening to that the tiger fainted. What would have the cat said ???

Any guess???




























The cat said "Oh shut up buddy, even I was a
tiger before marriage"

Whatsapp (Can you Answer)

It's 3:00 AM in the morning. You are sleeping. The doorbell rings. It's your family, they want to have breakfast. They have got strawberry jam bottle, bread packet, honey bottle, juice bottle and milk bottle with them. So, what do you open first ?


Answer.......... ?




Eyes..

Sherlock Holmes In Whatsapp

Solve this . . .

Answer this if u can . . . Read carefully.

Sherlock Holmes was walking down the streets in the morning when he found many people gathered. They were circling a woman‘s dead body.

He examined the body & found a purse in which was her license. Her name was Anne & he called up her residence number.
Her husband picked up the phone and Sherlock said, “Your wife is dead“.

“No way“, said the husband.

“Please come and confirm“, said Sherlock.

Husband said, “Ok“ & hung up.

After 10 mins husband came & he saw the body ,he shout "Anne"& started crying.

Sherlock looked at the police
 officer &  said, “ARREST THE HUSBAND!!!...HE IS THE MURDERER!!“

WHY???

Genius folks please answer

Whatsapp (LOL Again)

BOSS hangs a Poster in his Office

" I'M THE BOSS, DON'T FORGET AND REMAIN IN YOUR LIMITS "

He returns from lunch and finds a slip on his desk:
"Your Wife called, she was shouting & said she wants the Poster back at HOME..."

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Some girls were Sitting in a Park every day. One Man was observing them daily as they were Talking and Laughing Loudly.

One day He observed everybody was silent . There must be some Serious issue or Incidents Happened .

So He went to one girl and ask,  Why everybody is Silent Today?



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Man took Few Seconds to Understand this....

Whatsapp ( Very Touching Story)

Very touching story:

"Husband forgot to wish Wife on her birthday. He came home late at night from the office .....

His wife said: How would u feel if u dont see me for next few days?

He couldn't believe his luck. He replied at once.'' Wowww.....That would be great..!''

Monday passed & he didn't see her.

Tuesday he didnt see her.
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On Thursday the swelling was better & he could see her from the corner of his left eye...

Whatsapp ( Law of Equality )

Law of equality
The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!
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I argued... She argued...
I shouted... She shouted and then she cried

Result: she won by duckworth lewis method


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Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.
the poor king can take only one step at a time ...
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
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All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does..

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One Smart Guy Invented
"WhatsApp"

His Wife Added a feature in it called

'Last Seen At'

Thank god she didn't add
  'last seen with'

Whatsapp ( Punch of the Day)

Punch Of D Day ....

Once A Man Asked God: "Why All Girls Are So Cute & Sweet, And All Wifes Are Always Angry

God Answered: Girls Are Made By Me ... And you make them Wife...!!!
 Your Problem.. !!! 

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What's Marriage?

Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans

That Destroys All The Six Senses

And Makes The Person NON Sense..!

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Definition Of Happy Couple -

HE Does What SHE Wants…

SHE Does What SHE Wants.


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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.

Husband: Exactly darling!  its a computer, not a Husband..!!


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'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."

-Shakespear

"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life."

-Shakespear's Wife


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Dont laugh  alone pass it on.....