Whatsapp ( LOL LOL)

A boy sees a beautiful girl sitting right next to him & writes on a paper: I love you, do you love me? And passes the paper to her.
She replies: No.
He didn’t give up. He erased her answer and passed it to another girl, and she replied: Yes.
Moral of the story is definitely not what. you think.
Lets save Earth,
recycle paper . reuse it

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Father:- agar iss bar tum exam mein fail hue to mujhe papa mat kehna...
Aftr exam
Father: how is ur result?
Son: dimag khrab mat kar Dharampal... tu baap ka haq kho chuka hai..

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Son: Can I go to my friend's house for party?

Dad: Don't ask me. Ask your mom

Mom: Don't ask me. Ask your dad

Son: Sala, ghar hai ya SBI ki branch?

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What is PYAAR ?

Its a
group
of
friends
sitting in a BAR
with glasses in hand and saying--

 "P"   "YAAR".

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How do a chartered accountant scolds his son??                                                                             

 You useless bounced cheque, liability to humanity, born bad debt, dishonoured bill,I will beat you so badly that your balance sheet will never tally.

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