Whatsapp ( Jokes)

DEADLIEST JOKE EVER IN the HISTORY OF SANTA & BANTA...

Dinga -
What  will happen if i
dial 001 on my phone???

Tinga -
police jeep will come
in reverse.

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An Arab went to London.

One day in the hotel room arab heard his wife screaming - "farra farra" (arabic word for mouse)
He wanted to inform the room service but didn't know english word for "farra"

Arab: Hello room service?
Room Service: Yes Sir, how can I help you?
Arab: Eeerrrrrr.... You know Tom & Jerry?
Room Service: Yes Sir, I know Tom & Jerry.
Arab: Walla habibi, Jerry is here !!!